I was doing the Macarena, I wasn’t trying to seduce you!
I love being drunk. It’s like being sober except you’re drunk. And gay men are gay. And men are gays.
I don’t like that cat. It’s pompous.
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My Mum on the Purina cat.
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Lindsey.
I know that like the back of my vagina.
Jen.
You're wearing a fluorescent coat and carrying a big stick - you're a lollipop lady whether you're a man or a woman.
Bob.
Becky is 96,000 feet tall. Seriously.
Pizza Hut.
Bob: It's Tom.
Cara: Mexican Tom?
Bob: No, his Dad's a pilot.
Jamie: How long is this film?
Phil: As long as my penis.
Nat: I was just gonna say that!
Pizza Hut.
Jamie: I just got a chill...
Phil: ...is it multiplying?
We're not always this retarded.
Mum: I need to get some round or oblong earrings.
Jamie: Oblong. No, wait, I was mistaking oblong for rectangular...
Mum: I meant oval anyway, because oblong is triangular.
